
And in those days, behold, there came through the gates of the city a salesman from afar off. And it came to pass, as the days went by, he closed a great and exceeding number of deals.
And in that city were order takers masquerading as salespeople, who spent their days in gloom and inactivity saying to one another, "Verily this is surely one suckey market!" And they whiled away the hours drowning their insecurities on handheld devices, or over coffee and alcohol in the bars, and any other place they could congregate and be safe from would be clients. They talked not of business but exchangeth their troubles and despair.
And when these order takers heard of the many deals done by the salesman from afar they were astonished and said one to another, "What the hell? How doth he do this in such a suckey market? This surely is some magician's trick".